Wondering What Amazon Taking Over James Bond Means for the Franchise? The New Yorker Nails the Depressing Answer

The 007 franchise has a new home, as the rights to James Bondhave officially been acquired by Amazon. While the upside is that the next installment of the film series can move forward, many fans are rightly concerned about what this will mean for the substance of Bond stories moving forward – and one New Yorker cartoon just summed up the skepticism perfectly.

As shared on social media by The New Yorker, cartoonist Ellis Rosen summed up what fans of the archetypal secret agent have to look forward to in this new era of James Bond, with a panel that is as succinct as it is savage in its takedown of IP storytelling.

Riffing on the legendary "do you expect me to talk?" scene from Goldfinger, Rosen has his supervillain instead opine that he anticipates "Mr. Bond" to suffer a fate worse than death: "star[ing] in a series of increasingly bland spinoffs and TV shows."

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James Bond firing a gun directly at the reader.

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James Bond (left, foreground) pointing his gun at the reader; Bond in front of a Soviet Superweapon (background.)

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New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen speaks to these concerns with his latest panel, which features a Bloefeld-esque – with a hint of Jeff Bezos about him – character looming over Bond, who is strapped to a table underneath a giant Amazon logo. The caption reads as the answer to Bond's query of "do you expect me to talk?," with Bloefeld/Bezos retorting:

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to star in a series of increasingly bland spinoffs and TV shows that have significant viewership decline after the first episode.

Notably, while the "bland" comment will get all the attention, it is actually the second half of the caption that contains the most insightful part of Rosen's criticism.

Critics Like Ellis Rosen Argue Franchise IP Like James Bond Is Becoming More "Bland" As It Becomes More Commodified

The Pitfalls Of Commercial Appeal

As Ellis Rosen coyly notes in his New Yorker cartoon, studios like Amazon aren't investing in the long-term prosperity of franchises like James Bond; rather, they are pumping obscene amounts of money into stories that prioritize spectacle over substance, and as such, are all-but-guaranteeing themselves diminishing returns in terms of viewership and engagement. That is because, while big franchise IP like Bond – or Star Wars, or Jurassic Park, or Marvel and DC films – are no longer solely under the purview of hardcore fans, only hardcore fans will stick with these franchises no matter what.

While a significant number of viewers will check out a new James Bond show or movie on Amazon, many won't stick with it, because there is nothing in the story to keep them hooked, beyond the fact that it is called James Bond.

That is to say, franchises like James Bond are now being directed toward the widest, most commercial possible audience – yet in doing so, they are all-too-often robbed of the unique qualities that made them appeal to generations of fans in the first place. As such, while a significant number of viewers will check out a new James Bond show or movie on Amazon, many won't stick with it, because there is nothing in the story to keep them hooked, beyond the fact that it is called James Bond.

Source: The New Yorker on X (Ellis Rosen cartoon)